He got it!
Posted Without Comment of the Day: Says @chiefbrody1984: “If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest today, I don’t believe you.”
Hello! My name is Lexi, I’m a fluffy sable corgi :)
Ha! Reminds me of a similar story that happened to me — with less suicide but more threats of bodily harm. :S
(Thanks to wifeofadocstar for the submission!)